I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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