The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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