Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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