Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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