I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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