At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
