This girl is more easily done than said...
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I don't think brook has ever known best
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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