So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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