theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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