my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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