I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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