google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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