he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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