Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
