im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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