Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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