Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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