Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
We need to get me chipped asap
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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