If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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