Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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