Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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