The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Randomize
