hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I didn't notice because vodka
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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