She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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