Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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