please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
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go home
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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