Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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