the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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