I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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