batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
