He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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