All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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