I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
