Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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