Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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