Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Are my feet made of real feet?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
