I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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