Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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