Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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