but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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