I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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