but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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