I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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