bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
You ruined the universe
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