used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Randomize
