I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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