I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You smell like stripper and shame
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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