p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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