This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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