Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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