i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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