I'm pants shitting drunk right now
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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